I’ve been a low level asshole ever since I was a little girl. Please ask my childhood friend, Melissa, who was forced to watch Arachnophobia  with me on a regular basis, despite her raging fear of spiders. Her soft pleas to watch The Adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashley  instead usually fell on deaf ears. See? Asshole.  But I couldn’t help myself. I liked creepy crap . Goosebumps  quickly took over space on my bookshelf where the Babysitters Club  used to live. I spent Saturday